"I once ate 5 funnel cakes at a carnival."
Hello. I'm MaryEllen. Nice to meet you.
Oh goodness, that sounds so ridiculously formal, and if my {lovely, beautiful, smart} PR girl had it her way this bio would absolutely not read as this:
I'm the least formal person. I completely rely on emotion, energy and connection...in the moment.
To be entirely honest, writing a bio is incredibly painful for me, I'm not the type of person to gloat about what I've done because it makes me uncomfortable. I'm also not the type to write up a bunch of bologna. So let's get this over with...I'm a total mutt...and have lived in 7 states so don't ask me where I come from. My formal education is interior design with a concentration on architecture. I like to color inside the lines. I have two dogs. The boy dog {Dior} likes to wear clothes, and the girl {Coco} is very self-conscious. We're trying to fix both. Photography, for me, is a passion. Cameras excite me. I hate gym's. I like most Jim's. I'm not an NBC page, but I play one on TV: a show called 30ROCK. And most importantly, I want to take your picture.
That's about it for now,
M.E.
